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Funny (and sometimes scary) searches that lead people to my blog

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The good, the bad, and the downright weird (My comments are in parenthesis and italics)

Things that should NEVER go together:

1. chocolate covered broccoli (a sure-fire way to ruin two great foods)
2. chocolate covered carrots
3. chocolate covered dog bone (sounds like a bad idea to me)
4. chocolate covered mushrooms (someone really wants to eat that?!)
5. chocolate covered pepper
6. chocolate covered eggplant (getting grosser)
7. chocolate covered tofu
8. chocolate covered jalapeños
9. chocolate covered onions (hands-down, the grossest)
10. chocolate covered cheese (no wait, THIS is worse)


The rest of the weird:

1. stud muffins
2. hot handsome men
3. hot handsome men in the kitchen
4. hot handsome men covered in chocolate
5. naked hot handsome men covered in chocolate (sense a trend?)
6. naked cheese blog (my site must’ve been a big disappointment to this person!)



1. chocolate nursery rhyme
2. gorgeous vegan girl
3. gorgeous vegan cupcakes (more awwww)
4. vegan college girl (yup, that’s me)
5. skinny vegan (me again)
6. chocolate vegan katie
7. vegan chocolate coconut pudding (ooh, give me some of that!)
8. chocolate covered pancakes (yes, please)
9. wind blowing away a bike (it happened to me!)
10. is cookie monster a vegan (this cookie monster certainly is)
11. my puppy hates lying on his back (can’t help you… that’s my dog’s favorite position!)
12. want a vegan boyfriend (don’t we all)

There were many more, but these were my favorites.

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Katie is the baker, photographer, and author of the popular blog Chocolate-Covered Katie. Her favorite food is chocolate, and she believes in eating a balanced diet that includes dessert every single day. More about Katie—> 

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  1. VegMomma says:

    Oh fun! How did you figure that out?

  2. Jenny says:

    LOL! Now, I remember your post about the stud muffins, but I must have missed the one about hot naked men covered in chocolate. Can you link to that one for me? 😛

  3. Romina says:

    Chocolate covered dog bone?! What on earth….

  4. Veg*Triathlete says:

    Oh, this post is too funny, Katie!!!

  5. Cody says:

    Hah. All of mine seem to be about cookies for some reason. Even more than all the chocolate-raspberry searches I put on my blog earlier this week…

    Looks like you’ve got the market cornered on ‘chocolate covered’ everything.

  6. Amy says:

    Chocolate-covered onions reminds me of garlic ice cream–possibly an even worse idea!

  7. aTxVegn says:

    How fun! But it’s just not true that ANYthing tastes better covered in chocolate!

  8. Vegan_Noodle says:

    Love it!! Made me smile 🙂

  9. Ricki says:

    The chocolate covered dog bone person obviously wants to kill all the puppies! And the chocolate-eggplant combination isn’t all that weird, actually–I bake PB and Chocolate cookies with eggplant puree in them! (Oh, and good luck on the vegan boyfriend!). 🙂

  10. Bonnie says:

    That was hilarious! I always love to read those. Stupidly, I (apparently) keep getting visits from people who want to know what to feed their rabbits. Should’ve thought of that when I chose my domain name – oh well. People also come to me looking for recipes on how to eat the rabbits themselves… they won’t find any good ideas for that!
    Sometimes I wish I could talk to whoever wrote those search engine terms, because some are just so weird!

  11. Lizzy says:

    Ha ha oh my god… chocolate covered cheese is definitely gross!
    I can’t remember what I typed in, but I was looking for something vegan on google and your userpic showed up and I was like “Heyyy, I know her!” =p

  12. Jennifer says:

    Your blog comes up on some pretty weird searches. Who comes up with these things? Haha!

  13. Melody Polakow says:

    lol.. that’s pretty funny..

    The salad in your last post looks and sounds amazing!

  14. Astra Libris says:

    OMG, these are tooo funny… I’m still giggling… 🙂

    Naked cheese blog?! What on earth were they looking for?! Maybe we don’t want to know…

    Chocolate covered dog bone? I can’t decide what’s worse: If they were intending this for a dog, that’s no good, because chocolate is bad for dogs, but if they were intending it for human consumption… very, very weird.

    Thank you for the wonderful, wonderful laugh! 🙂

  15. Cookiemouse says:

    There must be a dog out there having one helluva life being served chocolate covered bones on a silver platter.

  16. Cakespy says:

    I don’t know…I might be into chocolate covered carrots…

  17. Sophie says:

    As part of my top 3 are “Welsh porn” and “Free Welsh porn”… and I once had “chlamydia in horses” *sigh*

  18. Bonnie says:

    Oh, your s’mores muffin looks incredibly delicious! I haven´t found vegan marshmellows here yet, though (I think a Dutch webshop sells them, but they were sold out last time I checked). And umm, marshmellow fluff… I had never heard of that before I read your recipe, haha!
    But I could make them unfrosted, of course. Thanks, I’ll bookmarkt the post! 🙂

  19. pleasantly plump vegan says:


  20. asmexyhousewife says:

    LOL There are some good ones there.

    Lately I’ve gotten:

    fancy schmancy dessert
    best ever peanut butter filled chocolate

    Pretty tame, considering the name of my blog.

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