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Weird Searches

Weird searches that led to my blog, Take 3. As always, my comments are in italics. And sorry for the messed-up numbering/formatting…

1. chocolate covered stress

2. chocolate chocolate bananas

3. do chocolate covered bananas rot
4. how you doing chocolate? (how YOU doin’?)
5. oh holy chocolate (my favorite swear word)
6. gimme chocolate (Gimme Lean’s lesser-known cousin)
7. chocolate covered caviar
(plain caviar isn’t gross enough for ya?)
8. what foods can be chocolate covered?
(If my searchers are to be believes, pretty much ANYTHING—food or otherwise—can be covered in chocolate)
9. ugliest chocolate ever
(who cares how it looks, as long as it tastes good?!)
10. what is the name of vegetarian chocolate?
11. chocolate.. i feel so lied
12. fit girls covered in chocolate sauce
13. chocolate brown car
14. chocolate pizzas
15. photos, chocolate covered faces
16. And you thought you couldn’t eat chocolate
(What a tragedy that would be)
17. chocolate covered bees
18. what is the world record for being covered in chocolate
19. vegan chocolate covered friendship day (Sounds like a great day to me!)

1. 15 interesting facts about bears
2. Dr. Ali Panda
3. wow facts about panda bears

1. camera pictures gone purple
2. one eyed one horned flying purple bee (??????)

3. the one eye purple pie eater (if that’s not a scary image, I don’t know what is)
4. purple cauliflower is the only thing I’ll eat (ok…)

1. handsome men and yoga
2. What to name my giant banana
(Linds, this one is all your fault!)
3. handsome men on beach
4. naked men are scary
(lol, this has got to be one of my favorites)
5. hot sexy vegan
(of course, ALL vegans are hot and sexy)
6. gorgeous delicious naked men
(With that description, I don’t know if the searcher is looking to date one or EAT one!)
9. where are all the vegan men
10. naked girls covered in cake
(no wonder kids are scared of the dentist)
7. Woke up in love with you oh what a beautiful am I still dreaming
8. puppy eat carrots (Good puppy)
9. people and animals in the weathers
10. I don’t like my circle of friends
11. Katie apple
12. the ugliest food in the world
13. vegan cover girl
14. what omnivores live in the indian ocean
15. how to dress up like a pecan (No wait, THIS one is my favorite)
16. photo of green bagel
17. love and texas caviar (All the necessary ingredients for a perfect romance)
18. vegan molasses men

1. beautifully nice and cute chocolate cookie
2. stress is easier to take if it were chocolate covered

1. Don’t know how to talk to you, just know how
2. vegans clock
3. best way to fold sweaters
4. molly moms a cheater
5. scary funny looking people
6. broccoli dentist

I’m off now to work on another “Tag” post, since I’ve been tagged about a millions times. (Gosh, I must be a slow runner!)

Until next time, I’ll leave you with some sage advice– Beware of the scary Google searchers out there! (Especially the searcher who is looking for chocolate-covered bees. I wouldn’t want to go anywhere near that person…)

Katie is the baker, photographer, and author of the popular blog Chocolate-Covered Katie. Her favorite food is chocolate, and she believes in eating a balanced diet that includes dessert every single day. More about Katie—> 
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  1. Vegan On Stage says:

    HAhAhA thats actually really funny!!!!

    um… chocolate covered bees????

  2. Jenny says:

    You really do get some odd searches that bring people to your blog! That’s funny!

  3. talieworld says:

    This is hilarious! I offically declare today vegan chocolate covered friendship day (i’m getting some vegan chocolate to pour on my friends as i type this haha).

    p.s. thats so cool about living in five countries!! Where else have u lived?

  4. Ruby Red Vegan says:

    this is exactly why i hide my blog from search engines…

    yes, let’s have vegan chocolate covered friendship day! tomorrow, every vegan should treat themselves to chocolate!

    i just think it’s really funny that anyone would type “skinny skinny skinny chocolatecoveredvegan” into a search engine…they were obviously looking for you specifically!

  5. Vegan On Stage says:

    Where do you go to school???

    or add me… Synthia Link (Marymount Manhattan College)

  6. Becca says:

    LOL, those are funny

  7. Ricki says:

    What a laugh! I never get anything even close to that interesting in my blog searches. . . !!

  8. poopiebitch says:

    Bwahahahaha! These posts always crack me up – the crazy stuff people search for!

  9. Danielle says:

    hahahahahaha, i enjoy these types of posts :)

  10. shellyfish says:

    Too funny! Seriously, though, let’s create vegan chocolate covered friendship day- set a day in the near future and we all agree to post about chocolate and we’re al vegan, and we could dedicate it to our friends…just a thought?

  11. Alice (in Veganland) says:

    hahahaha, this post is too funny…

  12. pavotrouge says:

    hilarious! I love those posts… how do you get the results of the google searches?

  13. Liz² says:

    you get the best searches!!

    “Woke up in love with you oh what a beautiful am I still dreaming” … is SO sweet, and strange.

  14. linds says:

    I don’t know what it is with you and naked delicious sexy men… Them and their bananas just flock to you :) hahaha

    You crack me up everytime lol I have quite a lot of free Canadian meds in my inbox too… Hmmm if we wanted to keep the cake all for us, we COULD just pay these helpful baby ducks in giant melons.. Do you think they’d go for it? I’m kinda worried too about your banana, we really should get on this mission- who knows what the UPS guys are doing with it back at the office……

  15. cecilia says:

    lol…. those searches always crack me up :) I just realized the “one eyed one horned flying purple bee” in kinda similar to one of your earlier post in 2007!!

  16. Cherry says:

    Wow, some of those are really funny! I just got a sitemeter for my blog.

  17. Cookiemouse says:

    Do some people take their broccoli to the dentist?

  18. Kimberly says:

    Hilarious!! Though it does raise some important universal questions… for example, who does hold the chocolate-covered world record, and is Molly’s mom, in fact, a cheater? (Only Google knows for sure!)

  19. lighterportions says:

    Hahah some of those are so ridiculous! Most especially the chocolate covered bees…although I totally wouldn’t be surprised if that’s a delicacy somewhere… ick.

  20. Vegan_Noodle says:

    Okay, it was me who wrote skinny three times…..

    too funny :-)

  21. Jennifer says:

    These are too funny! Hahahahahahaha!

  22. ChocolateCoveredVegan says:

    Kimberly–

    I am the one who holds the world record, of course ;o).

    Cecilia–

    Yeah, it’s scary to think about who’s searching for these things!

  23. Anonymous says:

    lol, those are hilarious!!

  24. Caitlin says:

    Those are so funny! :)

  25. Vivacious Vegan says:

    Where are those vegan molasses men??

  26. Theresa says:

    I like number 11–chocolate.. i feel so lied

    I wonder what chocolate did to that person?

  27. Rural Vegan says:

    I love reading these, I have to post mine sometime. I am constantly amazed at what people are searching for. I think this one is my favorite: “how to dress up like a pecan”. Now that would be a great Halloween costume!

  28. Erin says:

    Think if people knew their crazy google searches would be posted they’d be more careful with their wording? Nope. Keep these coming.

  29. Bonnie says:

    Thank you!! for posting these again – they’re so much fun to read.
    I loove the purple ones. And the sexy banana men ones. AND the other ones!
    Oh my, so hilarious.

  30. patsy jones says:

    absolutly fantastic.

  31. India says:

    I Found it through cookie dough cake, cookie dough pizza, and vegan cookie pie searches- not weird :)