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Weird Searches

Weird searches that led to my blog, Take 3. As always, my comments are in italics. And sorry for the messed-up numbering/formatting…

1. chocolate covered stress

2. chocolate chocolate bananas

3. do chocolate covered bananas rot
4. how you doing chocolate? (how YOU doin’?)
5. oh holy chocolate (my favorite swear word)
6. gimme chocolate (Gimme Lean’s lesser-known cousin)
7. chocolate covered caviar
(plain caviar isn’t gross enough for ya?)
8. what foods can be chocolate covered?
(If my searchers are to be believes, pretty much ANYTHING—food or otherwise—can be covered in chocolate)
9. ugliest chocolate ever
(who cares how it looks, as long as it tastes good?!)
10. what is the name of vegetarian chocolate?
11. chocolate.. i feel so lied
12. fit girls covered in chocolate sauce
13. chocolate brown car
14. chocolate pizzas
15. photos, chocolate covered faces
16. And you thought you couldn’t eat chocolate
(What a tragedy that would be)
17. chocolate covered bees
18. what is the world record for being covered in chocolate
19. vegan chocolate covered friendship day (Sounds like a great day to me!)

1. 15 interesting facts about bears
2. Dr. Ali Panda
3. wow facts about panda bears

1. camera pictures gone purple
2. one eyed one horned flying purple bee (??????)

3. the one eye purple pie eater (if that’s not a scary image, I don’t know what is)
4. purple cauliflower is the only thing I’ll eat (ok…)

1. handsome men and yoga
2. What to name my giant banana
(Linds, this one is all your fault!)
3. handsome men on beach
4. naked men are scary
(lol, this has got to be one of my favorites)
5. hot sexy vegan
(of course, ALL vegans are hot and sexy)
6. gorgeous delicious naked men
(With that description, I don’t know if the searcher is looking to date one or EAT one!)
9. where are all the vegan men
10. naked girls covered in cake
(no wonder kids are scared of the dentist)
7. Woke up in love with you oh what a beautiful am I still dreaming
8. puppy eat carrots (Good puppy)
9. people and animals in the weathers
10. I don’t like my circle of friends
11. Katie apple
12. the ugliest food in the world
13. vegan cover girl
14. what omnivores live in the indian ocean
15. how to dress up like a pecan (No wait, THIS one is my favorite)
16. photo of green bagel
17. love and texas caviar (All the necessary ingredients for a perfect romance)
18. vegan molasses men

1. beautifully nice and cute chocolate cookie
2. stress is easier to take if it were chocolate covered

1. Don’t know how to talk to you, just know how
2. vegans clock
3. best way to fold sweaters
4. molly moms a cheater
5. scary funny looking people
6. broccoli dentist

I’m off now to work on another “Tag” post, since I’ve been tagged about a millions times. (Gosh, I must be a slow runner!)

Until next time, I’ll leave you with some sage advice– Beware of the scary Google searchers out there! (Especially the searcher who is looking for chocolate-covered bees. I wouldn’t want to go anywhere near that person…)

Published on May 24, 2008

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  1. talieworld says

    This is hilarious! I offically declare today vegan chocolate covered friendship day (i’m getting some vegan chocolate to pour on my friends as i type this haha).

    p.s. thats so cool about living in five countries!! Where else have u lived?

  2. Ruby Red Vegan says

    this is exactly why i hide my blog from search engines…

    yes, let’s have vegan chocolate covered friendship day! tomorrow, every vegan should treat themselves to chocolate!

    i just think it’s really funny that anyone would type “skinny skinny skinny chocolatecoveredvegan” into a search engine…they were obviously looking for you specifically!

  3. shellyfish says

    Too funny! Seriously, though, let’s create vegan chocolate covered friendship day- set a day in the near future and we all agree to post about chocolate and we’re al vegan, and we could dedicate it to our friends…just a thought?

  4. Liz² says

    you get the best searches!!

    “Woke up in love with you oh what a beautiful am I still dreaming” … is SO sweet, and strange.

  5. linds says

    I don’t know what it is with you and naked delicious sexy men… Them and their bananas just flock to you 🙂 hahaha

    You crack me up everytime lol I have quite a lot of free Canadian meds in my inbox too… Hmmm if we wanted to keep the cake all for us, we COULD just pay these helpful baby ducks in giant melons.. Do you think they’d go for it? I’m kinda worried too about your banana, we really should get on this mission- who knows what the UPS guys are doing with it back at the office……

  6. cecilia says

    lol…. those searches always crack me up 🙂 I just realized the “one eyed one horned flying purple bee” in kinda similar to one of your earlier post in 2007!!

  7. Kimberly says

    Hilarious!! Though it does raise some important universal questions… for example, who does hold the chocolate-covered world record, and is Molly’s mom, in fact, a cheater? (Only Google knows for sure!)

  8. lighterportions says

    Hahah some of those are so ridiculous! Most especially the chocolate covered bees…although I totally wouldn’t be surprised if that’s a delicacy somewhere… ick.

  9. ChocolateCoveredVegan says

    Kimberly–

    I am the one who holds the world record, of course ;o).

    Cecilia–

    Yeah, it’s scary to think about who’s searching for these things!

  10. Rural Vegan says

    I love reading these, I have to post mine sometime. I am constantly amazed at what people are searching for. I think this one is my favorite: “how to dress up like a pecan”. Now that would be a great Halloween costume!

  11. Erin says

    Think if people knew their crazy google searches would be posted they’d be more careful with their wording? Nope. Keep these coming.

  12. Bonnie says

    Thank you!! for posting these again – they’re so much fun to read.
    I loove the purple ones. And the sexy banana men ones. AND the other ones!
    Oh my, so hilarious.

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