(Well, ok, maybe the second-biggest, after Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.)
For years, I’ve been happy, in a monogamous relationship with a certain Mr. Food Processor. However, I’ve recently decided to end my relationship with Mr. Food Processor* because I’ve met someone else.Who is this elusive “someone” else? Why, it’s this guy:
Sure, Mr. FP and I were in love and all, but how can you compete with a guy who makes ice cream, hot soups, nut butters, and thick, creamy smoothies in less than 30 seconds?! Answer: You can’t! Sorry, Mr. FP.
*When contacted about this story, a rep for Mr. FP did not return phone calls.
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship…