Or not…
What happened to you, Joaquin? Does anyone know?
Seems like just yesterday I was extolling his hotness on my blog.
How is it possible for someone to go from looking like this:
to this:
(children, avert your eyes!)
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go look for a new, hot vegan guy on which to bestow my affections. Casey Affleck, here I come! But, actually, Casey Affleck is married. So he won’t do.
Does anyone have a suggestion as to who should be my new celeb crush?
He doesn’t have to be vegan; I certainly wouldn’t say no to Orlando Bloom just because he eats meat!
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i feel your pain… i was saying the same darn thing… he was so beautiful in WALK THE LINE and then he goes and lets himself go… looking like he is homeless… boo hoo.. come back to us joaquin… come back!!!!
i feel your pain… i was saying the same darn thing… he was so beautiful in WALK THE LINE and then he goes and lets himself go… looking like he is homeless… boo hoo.. come back to us joaquin… come back!!!!
I know just what you mean. . . how sad! He looks like a total rubby (or however you spell it!). Johnny Depp is my second choice–equally quirky, but not quite so. . . weird.
YAAA what is his deal!?!? I don’t know whether he’s whacked out completely, or just doing a publicity stunt?? Hm..good thing I fill my time thinking about this, instead of Microbiology..
I think he did it for an acting role?? I hope he did!
I wuff him!
I don’t know if he is serious about this new hip hop thing or if it’s all just a big hoax.
Did you see him on Letterman? I was so angry at him (David), he was making fun of Joaquin in a “laughing at you not with you” way. Sure, Joaquin was being aloof and extra quiet, but that doesn’t give Letterman the right to be rude. I can’t stand that prick.
How do you feel about Mr. Josh Hartnett? I’m pretty sure he’s a vegetarian. A quote from the IMDB: “I’ve had my heart broken, and it’s not fun. But I’d rather have my heart broken than break someone else’s heart”. Eh?
I have had a huge crush on Joaquin ever since I found out he is vegan. My hubby loves to rub his “new look” in my face!! I know he will come back to us, clean shavin, sooner or later..
Maybe, in honor of President’s Day, Abraham Lincoln can be your crush. He was vegetarian, after all. But, more realistically for today, Gavin Rosdale. If he’s good enough for Gwen, he’s good for me.
Umm, haha I’m sorry but that’s hilarious. I saw him on letterman and I was laughing through that whole interview. He is a hot mess.
How about James Franco?!?!
Ugh, i’m not a fan of the scruffy look on him…
or maybe John Mayer?
I’d second the Johnny Depp
Back in my days of Lord of the Rings obsession (which may or may not have continued through to the present), I read somewhere that Orlando Bloom *is* a vegetarian. But I’m not sure if that’s actually true, as the intarwebz are often not actually all that trustworthy – shocker, I know!
Ooh pretty. I hope you post more pictures when you find a new crush
ACCCKK!!!! gross! i cant believe that he went from a total hottie- to THAT.. ugh..
Agh, joaquin’s downfall most recent choices have been confusing me like crazy! I saw the interview he did on Letterman and I can’t decide whether he is doing this as a publicity stunt, or if he’s actually quitting acting to become a rapper. That would be such a shame
I’m glad someone else is having as much trouble as I am with this ordeal
So sad – they decide on a career in music and just let themselves go. Same thing happened with Keanu Reeves and Russell Crowe, but they both saw the light and returned to acting. I think Jaquin will clean up his act pretty soon…I hope…please?
Oh dear, Oh dear… I think Orlando Bloom is a good alternate choice.
I’m guessing you’re not a Rob Pattinson or Zac Effron or Chris Brown fan, so maybe Toby Maguire (vegan) or Mickey Madden (vegan)? Of course, then there’s the fabulous but way too old and married brad Pitt (vegetarian) … He’s mine in my dreams if were born in the 60′s!
That is too funnny! Sorry your crush let you down! ;D
LOL that’s sooo unfortunate!
i’m glad you’re going to try her out! not sure if she’s quite suitable for running (hmm, who knows) BUT she’s very soulful and (admittedly) quirky. thx for visiting the blog! : )
xoxo
Wow, I didn’t know about the phone call! Letterman = BOO!
John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats! But he has a happy vegan marriage, so I guess he won’t do, either : (
Watching his interview on Letterman made me so sad. I can only imagine what he must be going through to have such a tumble. Being in that light can’t be easy. I do hope Joaquin makes it back, he is one of my favorite actors … good dietary choices or not! Um, and thanks for resisting the temptation to recommend some of his current music. We all thank you
ew that sucks!!!!!
haha thats funny you should say orlando bloom… i JUST watched TROY and forgot how much i liked looking at him… i was going to suggest him but then saw that you had aleady had him in mind!!!
hahah.. hmm… i think “edward” from Twilight is pretty danm …pretty
What happened? I had no idea he was getting all nasty. What could push him to get so icky? Sad.
Joaquin and I were supposed to have a beautiful, intimate vegan wedding and spend the rest of our life in cruelty-free bliss…..I do not know what has become of him. So sad.
Hopefully this is just a stunt for that documentary that Casey Affleck is doing.
Here’s hoping…
seriously.
WHAT
IS
THE
DEAL
WITH
HIM?
and if it is to mess with us, the Am.public, it’s working as Im so sucked in.
Wow. I haven’t seen him in a while, but saw a skit on SNL this past Saturday with him looking all “unibomber-ish”. I didn’t get it until now. So sad. I hope there is some sort of reason behind it…
I am going to have to look for the Letterman thing online.
Wow. I haven’t seen him in a while, but saw a skit on SNL this past Saturday with him looking all “unibomber-ish”. I didn’t get it until now. So sad. I hope there is some sort of reason behind it…
I am going to have to look for the Letterman thing online.
hmmm, what in the world?? :/
How about Eric Dane? I dont know his eating habits but his hotness makes up for it im sure.
~Justine
Johnny Depp always gets my blood pumping….
johnny depp…for SURE!
Haha! He has gotten a little crazy, but I think that makes him hotter…I have a thing for bad boys and Joaquin has definitely gone bad boy lately.
maybe he’s doing some research for a new movie role as the unabomber. giggle.
my celeb crush is seth green. i’ll share him with you if you’d like.
me-ow.
i think the new joaquin thing is just an act. his interview on letterman had to be a joke! if you watch it closely, he breaks his act for a second and laughs at one of letterman’s joke. i think the hot joaquin will be back…
I used to look like the first guy back in 1963!
I nearly passed out when I first saw footage of his “new look” on the news. What are you THINKING Joaquin?! It’s painful to witness such a transformation… sigh!
I’ve never thought much of Joaquin, but seriously…what’s with his new look? It’s not working for him.
I have a huge crush on Johnny Depp
omg! i know! i think it is just an act. he’s so freakin good you’d never know it…but i miss the HOT joaquin.
any who… jason mraz is pretty cute. hes a raw vegan. and i also like milo ventigmilia.
but i totally am with you on the Orlando Bloom thing… he’s awfully nice to look at.
Such a pretty face gone to waste.
My new obsession: Chris Evans
Ha ha ha! He's looking like one big mess. So sad. I'm a big fan of Paul Walker, James Franco, Ryan Reynolds & Ryan Phillipe too. I guess I have a thing for blondes
Jason Mraz is a RAW FOODIST… & pretty swoony! hehe, he's a great pick!
Hmmmm… how about Milo Ventimiglia? Hot, manly and vegetarian… move out the way, Hayden!!
Milo and Hayden just broke up, too.
Perfect timing.
this new pic of jp almost brought me to tears!!! please tell me it’s for a role??
how about elijah wood for your new celebrity crush? i’m pretty sure he’s vegan, and who can resist a hobbit? (aside from me– since i can’t stay awake through, or even follow, a single lord of the rings movie.) since you always gift us with your photoshop creations, i made one for you because i’m bored at home at the moment. forget joaquin, you two would definitely make a beautiful match: http://i40.tinypic.com/rc0iyx.jpg
don’t worry, i’m sure he would love to dine with you in your underwear.
-JB
http://cardiovegsular.wordpress.com
i love jay robb products! i think your new celeb crush should be… ryan reynolds, bradley cooper, beckham, tom brady… i can keep going if you’d like hehe. i’m not sure if any are veg-friendly though
your new celeb crush should be…. Devin sawa..where has he gone!? lol
Your new crush should definately be Milo!
Ummmm your new celebrity crush should be – wait! What abt WF boy, I bet he’s gonna get mighty jealous with all that competition!! Nehoos, new crush for you >>> Chace Crawford?? I dunno
CHACE CRAWFORD
he’s a down to earth celeb from what it sounds like. plus, HELLO, look at the man. mmmm.
fun giveaway, thank you katie!
I think your new “celeb wanna be” crush should be the person who sends out the JRobb free samples for his company!
Oh my time to upgrade from Jay Robb (sorry Katie!). Your new celeb crush John Krasinski from the Office. Yes, please!
I say switch to Johnny Depp AS LONG as you don’t take him away from me
*swoon*
or Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling (The Notebook) hubba hubba
Bradley Cooper (from The Hangover) is looking pretty cute these days! I vote for him!
Ed Westwick!
John Krasinski!
channing tatum
Your celeb crush should definitely be Bryan Adams – I am pretty sure he’s vegan!
Definitely Tobey Maguire
I think your new celeb crush should either be Chace Crawford [HOT!] or Rob Pattison, depending on if you like the vampire-ish look or not
New celeb crush…Johnny Depp!
There are some pretty good-looking raw vegan foodists out there… have you seen Roger Haeske or Frederic Patenaude?
Your new celeb crush should be Ryan Reynolds, I mean those awesome abs of his say it all!
aaahck! he turned into a hobo, or someone from the 60s.
i dont know about you, but i’m totally loving robert pattinson right now. and mark wahlberg, matt damon, jake gyllenhaal. I could go on…
I’ve always found Hugh Jackman to be babelicious. I nominate him!
New celeb crush? How about Bradley Cooper from He’s just not that into you!
JAMES FRANCO is the hottest man alive. But I think more your taste is James McAvoy
he looks absolutely like a hobo! I am thinking a good crush would deff be bradley cooper bc he is just as delicious as your recipies
Too bad you had to learn the scary truth about this guy? I think you would be perfect with Chris Pine from Star Trek. Imagine the cute little Trekkie cupcakes you could bake for him!
I would say Chris Brown or Channing Tatum
I would say chase crawford because no only is he hot but an amazing actor on gossip girl.
LMFAO!! I was like ”Oh he’s kind of cute…* Then I saw the second pic and I almost gagged!! What happened to him???
I think your new crush should be… Robert Pattinson. I know, not very original, but don’t you think that once a guy has the first role in a movie, he become instantly ”cute and sexy”? I must admit I never payed attention to him until I saw him in ”Twilight”. I was like ”Oh, he’s the guy who died in Harry Potter 4!” x)
This is my first comment on your blog! (It’s been 1 week since I’ve been following it…I know, it’s a shame I’ve never commented before!)
I think James Franco plays a mighty FINE part in Annapolis =)
I think Ryan Reynolds is pretty cute too, THe Proposal is a really cute movie!
Ok, so as part II of the giveaway I vote for John Krasinski–not only do I love The Office, but he also looks like a seriously nice guy.
I’m old school. I have to admit I was of the N’Sync generation…I vote Justin. Mr. Timberlake is still delicious..that’s it!
Ryan Gosling or Jude Law (:
I am going to have to vote for Toby Maguire. . .veggie and fab!
bradley cooper
i do love me some joaquin…….i think that mike kid from the movie juno is kinda cute–in that dorky kind of way!!!
i so want to try jay robbs protein powders! i hear they are soooo good!!!
ANDY MURRAY because…
1) he’s british
2) so he has a hot accent
3) he’s no.3 on the ATP tennis ranking
4) men who sweat are hot
5) he’s eye candy!
You’ll thank me….
Jason Mraz
seriously…he owns an avacado farm in Sandiego and sings like and angel…
He wont disappoint!!!
http://www.ecorazzi.com/2008/06/04/jason-mraz-raves-about-his-raw-foods-diet-rocks-the-speedo/
http://freshnessfactorfivethousand.blogspot.com/
http://michiganrawfoodblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/jason-mraz-raw-foodist.html
http://community.livejournal.com/vegancooking/2627009.html
sorry for the typos…at work and trying to multi task
I’m all for Michael Cera, he is so cute
Tom Cruise! Just kidding. How about Bradley Cooper?
Go for Jared Leto! Beautiful eyes, very talented, ANNND he twittered a couple months ago looking for other vegans! I think it’s meant to be
I’d have to go with Chase Crawford or Toby Maguire…
Ugh, how tragic! I feel like so many sexy men do this to themselves: Matthew McConaughey, Heath Ledger (may he rest in peace), and now Joaquin. Sigh.
Sad about this hottie – he was Yum yum yummy! Tho the Level of hotness is also variable (i’ve seen some interesting pics) I’ve always like Jared Leto for a hottie…. Must explore who’s vegan (or at least veg!) these days to crush on!!
Haha yes, thankfully our choices seem to go up every day (not that we’d ever really get a celeb, but a girl can dream LOL)!
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