Now that we’ve established the fact that I am not pregnant, I’m free to play the field. Right? Hotties first:
Please don’t close your hand!!
Gives new meaning to the words “smoldering eyes”
Grrr… One tough, arame-eatin’ seagull.
Now that’s hot.
(And no, Paris Hilton, I will not be paying you any royalties for using your phrase.)