We’ll get to that in a minute. But first:
America’s Funniest Home Videos Google Searches
Ok, so nothing will ever top “Sarah Palin is a Pumpkin.”
But some of these come close. Especially due to the fact that “chocolate-covered” is in the title, I get a ton of crazy searches every day. And after yesterday’s post, with all the funny 80s references, I can only imagine that the searches will get even weirder!
(My Handsome Naked Men post doesn’t help matters.)
Below are some of my favorites:
- Hot people making babies
- noises coming out of microwave
- how to tell if your a muggle
- i wish chocolate had no calories
- ugly chocolate sex photos
- 57 year old naked men
- fetch your own damn slippers
- alicia silverstone thigh
- porn in yoga pants
- chocolate makes me get ulcers
- beautiful knees
- my banana is really big
Then there are about a bazillion for chocolate-covered bacon, chocolate-covered peppers, chocolate-covered hot girls, chocolate-covered bumblebees…
And now for something not so funny:
Remember the earthquake in Haiti? Remember how it was all over the media, with celebrity telethons and commercials asking for help? Well, a huge problem with the media is that it only covers things that are newsworthy. Right after the earthquake, Haiti = newsworthy. Now? It’s old hat. But guess what: Old hats need attention too!! So please don’t forget about the people in Haiti who are trying desperately to rebuild their lives.
Last week, at the high school where my mom teaches, they held a bake sale to raise funds for the earthquake. I’ve never met a bake sale I didn’t like, so of course I was happy to take a break from homework to whip up 24 vegan cupcakes for the cause. Apparently, they were all gone in ten minutes flat. I don’t know if that means I’m a good cook or just that high school kids (boys especially) will eat anything as long as it’s covered in sugar ;).