Boy Bashing

Mine is from sophomore year in high school…I was dating this guy who I was practically obsessed with. I thought I was so lucky to be with him and I was on Cloud 9. Well, he ended up dumping me a week later because he wasn’t over his previous girlfriend (who was a really trashy friend of mine!!) Fast forward a few months…I was stupid enough to go out with him again. After a couple weeks of so-called bliss, he dumped me a few days before my birthday because I wouldn’t sleep with him. Then he told everyone in school that I was a prude and started “seeing” a teacher at our high school.

lol, we’re actually FaceBook friends now! But I am happily married to the guy I started dating right after him, so haaaaaaaaaaa! 🙂

Being single on v-day is actually fun…last year my ex and I broke up literally the day before valentine’s day (and we had been together for 3 years) and I wasn’t even sad. I had the best night all by myself – I ordered sushi and watched movies and it was so good to just be by myself. PLUS if you make treats you don’t have to share them b/c we all know boys scarf treats faster than you can blink.

Mine was in my freshman year of college. I’d been dating this guy for two years and I found out that he’d been cheating, drinking, etc etc etc and we broke up for the third time, this time for good. My best friend of several years (who is male and extremely hot) and I started dating right after, and ex-boyfriend called me up to tell me what a tramp I was! I hung up on him, and I ended up marrying my best friend in the whole wide world, and we’re so happy!
McKella

No joke, I had one guy tell me I had gotten “fluffy” and gained some weight. Hmmm…I wonder why I had an eating disorder?

My 7th grade boyfriend broke up with me over AOL, on the night of the 90210 series finale. I don’t even remember the finale because I was sobbing hahaha. F you, Brad Puglisi.

I’d leave you a comment, but I just really need to focus on what’s going on in my life right now…but I’ll leave you a comment when all of that is over, okay? 😉 😉 🙂

I have no doubt your Prince Charming is right around the corner!!!

Lol, that’s an AWESOME story. I hope you guys got back together after finals haha

How about the loser who emailed my brother in Australia to be able to ask me out- and then two weeks later, after zero dates decided to write me a message on FB telling me it wasn’t going to work.. needless to say the fool was made fun of! hahah

Those silly high school boys!

omg, boys!!! they r all d same… except d ones u marry 😉 huh. hope there´s a prince charmin comin round d corner at my place, 2 😀
n those guys who tell stories bout u (like ur prude or whatever), just bc u r NOT into them n they simply dont get it… or they tell evry1 dat THEY turned U down bc u didnt want 2 make out wid them… (boys n their egos!)
prince charmin, if u can here me: im waitin!!

Hahaha. Oh, Katie! That story is too much. I’m soooo glad I’m not in high school anymore. 😉 I love this post & can’t wait to read the responses!

I have definitely gone through some serious break-ups that left me heartbroken – but my favorite break-up story is funny & makes me laugh, so I’ll share that one! It took place in middle school, so of course the guy wasn’t the love of my life or anything, but at the time, it was awful. It’s a little long, so bear with me!

One spring evening in 7th grade, I was riding my bike to meet some friends. Well, on my way there (and not too far from my house), I crashed my bike HARD. As in, I flipped over the handlebars, got rocks, dirt & sand all in the bloody wounds on my arms, elbows, knees, legs, cheek, etc. – and my braces went through my lip!! Obviously, OUCH. Bigtime ouch. I was crying & screaming, and a neighbor who witnessed this while gardening in her front yard just went inside her house & closed the door!!! Like pretended she didn’t even see me! I ended up leaving my bike in the street & had to hobble home. My mom took me to the emergency room, where they cleaned out my wounds & put stitches in my lip. I was all bandaged up & looked AWFUL (black & blue, scrapes everywhere, swollen face & lip, ace bandages wrapped around several areas, etc.). My mom told me to stay home from school the next day, and normally I would have milked that injury for all it was worth – but I had a new “boyfriend” who I really wanted to see…

So, against my mom’s advice (and against my better judgment!), I took my pain-killers & hobbled into school the next day & of course everyone gave me crazy looks because I should NOT have been there. Even though I was in pain & had had a terrible night, I was all excited to see my boyfriend, Zack – but when he started walking up to my locker, he saw me & turned around immediately. I thought it was weird, but I just went back to chatting with some other friends – when Zack’s best friend came up to me. In front of everyone, he said, “I have to tell you a secret.” I leaned in & he YELLED in my ear (so everyone could hear), “Zack doesn’t want to go out with you anymore! He’s dumping you.” Then he laughed, pointed at my swollen face, and walked away. I had to go through the rest of the day swollen, bruised, and scraped – and boyfriend-less. Haha.

This probably sounds super sad in print (and it was at the time), but I’m laughing really hard as I type it because it’s so typical of middle school behavior!

BOYS!

I’ve repressed all of my bad boyfriends, LOL. Thankfully my husband is awesome. 🙂

You look so pretty by the wine bottles.

Jenn

You’re so adorable!

I think I’ve blocked most of mine out but there were plenty – I was too much for most boys in high school, and I didn’t meet Mr. Carbzilla until I was 32 so there were a lot of losers in between. Worst was when I was out of town at his house, and he broke up with me on a Friday night and my plane didn’t leave till Sunday. I sat at the airport for 4 hours on Saturday and finally told them I’d had a death in the family and HAD to get home.

I’m married and I still bash boys – is that bad?

HVD!!!

Amazing how boys seem to think their girlfriends will be totally okay with breaking up and getting back together to suit the guy’s schedule. Been there. Laughed in his face.

I do love Valentine’s Day, though. I’ve NEVER actually had a valentine, but there is always wine and chocolate everywhere! Will we be seeing a new CCV valentines recipe in the upcoming days? I hope so!

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Ha ha! My worst break-up story was with the guy I dated before my husband. We dated for a little over a year, but once we graduated from college, I realized that he wasn’t someone I could imagine spending the rest of my life with anymore– graduation is one of those big life events where all those realizations come out, you know? 🙂

So, I very spontaneously told him one night that I didn’t think it was going to work anymore. I thought we were kind of on the same page, since I had been thinking about it in my head for a few weeks… but apparently I was WRONG! He freaked out! He started leaving flowers on my car while I was at work, leaving me notes in my mailbox… very stalker-ish.

Then a couple weeks later, he decided to try to win me back– by sleeping on my front porch! Little did he know, I was inside my house watching a movie with a guy friend, and I was too scared to let him leave me alone with a creepy ex-boyfriend sleeping on my front porch! So he stayed and we ended up staying up all night talking until it was the next morning! Now that guy is my husband. 🙂 So I guess I owe my ex a big thank you! Ha ha.

Boys are so /nice/ aren’t they? D:

Wow, that’s quite a breakup line Katie. He sounds like a loser! But that’s high school relationships for ya.

I don’t have any good break-up stories, but I have a…sort of break up story? When I was in 8th grade I was friends with this boy and we both ending up liking eachother. We went to the fair during the summer, which was kind of like our first “date.” We had fun hanging out and everything was cool. When we were leaving the fair I tried to hold his hand and he was fine for like 5 minutes. Then we saw a group of his friends and he ripped his hand out of mine and got all nervous. The next day he called me up and told me things were moving too fast for him and we couldn’t “go out” anymore.

I didn’t even care. I didn’t know we were “going out” to begin with! lol The whole situation was so stupid.

You gotta love the “We need to talk” line. I think everyone uses it!

Is it possible to take the wine, leave the boyfriends? Because that would be a great Valentine’s Day!

I love these worst breakup stories, and that everyone ends up laughing about them later on. My senior year of college, my boyfriend of 1 1/2 years and I broke up but were “going to get back together soon” (his words), until I found out that he was hooking up with my friend/former roommate. I had been sitting around moping for weeks and not going out to parties with my friends because I wanted to show him how much I wanted him back, and he had been lying to me the whole time! I spent the next month making up for lost time with my sorority sisters, ended up meeting the guy I’ve been dating now for over a year, and had an amazing time finishing college. I even graduated with all honors and phi beta kappa while he got…nothing! He’s still with my former “friend,” but I’ll never forget the email he sent me saying that he feels bad when he heard about how much fun I was having without him. Sorry I didn’t stay home pining for you? Boys are so dumb!

Breaking up with a guy who burst into tears. After only four dates. That was a rough one.

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I like wine! Usually nothing too sweet. I go through phases but usually more white in warm months and red in cooler. I really like Pinot Noir for the reds! Sounds like a fun service. At first I was like “4 bottles per week – wow that’s a lot” then I clicked over and saw it wasn’t a subscription – that you just did it when you wanted. I might try it for a party!