Weird Searches

Weird searches that led to my blog, Take 3. As always, my comments are in italics. And sorry for the messed-up numbering/formatting…

1. chocolate covered stress

2. chocolate chocolate bananas

3. do chocolate covered bananas rot
4. how you doing chocolate? (how YOU doin’?)
5. oh holy chocolate (my favorite swear word)
6. gimme chocolate (Gimme Lean’s lesser-known cousin)
7. chocolate covered caviar (plain caviar isn’t gross enough for ya?)
8. what foods can be chocolate covered? (If my searchers are to be believes, pretty much ANYTHING—food or otherwise—can be covered in chocolate)
9. ugliest chocolate ever (who cares how it looks, as long as it tastes good?!)
10. what is the name of vegetarian chocolate?
11. chocolate.. i feel so lied
12. fit girls covered in chocolate sauce
13. chocolate brown car
14. chocolate pizzas
15. photos, chocolate covered faces
16. And you thought you couldn’t eat chocolate (What a tragedy that would be)
17. chocolate covered bees
18. what is the world record for being covered in chocolate
19. vegan chocolate covered friendship day (Sounds like a great day to me!)

1. 15 interesting facts about bears
2. Dr. Ali Panda
3. wow facts about panda bears

1. camera pictures gone purple
2. one eyed one horned flying purple bee (??????)
3. the one eye purple pie eater (if that’s not a scary image, I don’t know what is)
4. purple cauliflower is the only thing I’ll eat (ok…)

1. handsome men and yoga
2. What to name my giant banana (Linds, this one is all your fault!)
3. handsome men on beach
4. naked men are scary (lol, this has got to be one of my favorites)
5. hot sexy vegan (of course, ALL vegans are hot and sexy)
6. gorgeous delicious naked men (With that description, I don’t know if the searcher is looking to date one or EAT one!)
9. where are all the vegan men
10. naked girls covered in cake (no wonder kids are scared of the dentist)
7. Woke up in love with you oh what a beautiful am I still dreaming
8. puppy eat carrots (Good puppy)
9. people and animals in the weathers
10. I don’t like my circle of friends
11. Katie apple
12. the ugliest food in the world
13. vegan cover girl
14. what omnivores live in the indian ocean
15. how to dress up like a pecan (No wait, THIS one is my favorite)
16. photo of green bagel
17. love and texas caviar (All the necessary ingredients for a perfect romance)
18. vegan molasses men

1. beautifully nice and cute chocolate cookie
2. stress is easier to take if it were chocolate covered

1. Don’t know how to talk to you, just know how
2. vegans clock
3. best way to fold sweaters
4. molly moms a cheater
5. scary funny looking people
6. broccoli dentist

I’m off now to work on another “Tag” post, since I’ve been tagged about a millions times. (Gosh, I must be a slow runner!)

Until next time, I’ll leave you with some sage advice– Beware of the scary Google searchers out there! (Especially the searcher who is looking for chocolate-covered bees. I wouldn’t want to go anywhere near that person…)